Dear Sir,
We apologize profusely
But the volcano obtusely
Kept throwing up ash
Preventing our mad dash
Your order is on hold
And can’t be foretold
How long it will take
So for your sake
Please refer to this manual
Very descriptive, very visual
Refer to page thirty-nine
“The use of a hammer to break a spine”
Your ordered assassin is running late
But if you absolutely cannot wait
We hope to help you proceed ahead
Anything to make sure your spouse is dead.
Yours sincerely,
Hitmen Inc.
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6 comments:
Funny! I'm sure plenty of people met with frustrations at the time...even seemingly infallible hitmen!
@Vidya: Forces of nature are oh so powerful. Can't grudge them their quality of service, can you? :)
haha! not your usual writing style, but like it nevertheless!
@Radha: Thanks! Its my 14th entry under humour. Not my usual style, I'll admit, but it keeps rearing its head once in a while :)
//Refer to page thirty-nine
“The use of a hammer to break a spine”
Your ordered assassin is running late
But if you absolutely cannot wait//
you should really really increase the number from 14..
and soon! :)
@Neel: Thanks. I'll try and follow your suggestion/request :)
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